Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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