I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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