Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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