So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
time to smoke my breakfast
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
my liver is dry heaving
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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