I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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