Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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