didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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