I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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