chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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