didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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