Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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