Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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