you win again, gameday.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
