what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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