And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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