YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize