Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
