so let's talk penis.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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