You made me cry and you don't even care
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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