Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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