just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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