friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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