there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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