You made me cry and you don't even care
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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