put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Church boner. Awkwardddd
then he tried to convert me to islam
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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