Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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