I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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