If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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