So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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