Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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