After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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