Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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