all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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