just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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