She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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