Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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