Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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