His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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