i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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