Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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