Why are handjobs necessary in class?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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