Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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