so explain again why im purple
no
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Randomize
