Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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