u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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