don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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