Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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