THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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