whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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