So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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