we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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