just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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